Woah, bro.

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

8 hours ago with 628,139 notes

53reynolds:

When really attractive people follow me on social media and I’m like, are you sure? Do you know what you are doing?

8 hours ago with 123 notes

d0it4theratchetz:

arabellashigh:

skanke:

acidic-child:

Holy shit

oUCH


FUCK

Wow 😔

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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8 hours ago with 8,810 notes

heloisedevillefort:

do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like

8 hours ago with 108,545 notes

cassiepodish:

Shirt design I did for Knuckle Puck. 

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

8 hours ago with 47,436 notes

nidoqueeen:

Joe TaylorKnuckle PuckFebruary 28, 2014Subterranean
nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 


Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film